Voices in the Hall
Expressing Yourself
Marty Wilke
1. What two articles of clothing that you’re wearing right now express your style the most?
My shoes because I’m emo and I have emo shoes and my hair because I wouldn’t be me without my hair.
2. What do you do in your free time that you feel really expresses you?
Listen to music, play guitar, and pretend I can skateboard.
3. Are there any ways that you express or celebrate your heritage?
I eat spaghetti because I’m Italian.
Caitlyn Rutski
1. What two articles of clothing that you’re wearing right now express your style the most?
My skirt because it looks cute and I like how it fits and my flip flops because I like to “skate” in the hall and they’re comfortable.
2. What do you do in your free time that you feel really expresses you?
Listen to music, sing, ands play my guitar.
3. Are there any ways that you express or celebrate your heritage?
I eat Borsch on Easter. It’s a polish soup.
Sam Sullivan
1. What two articles of clothing that you’re wearing right now express your style the most?
My sweatshirt because it’s from 6 flags and I used to work there and my purse because it’s fun, colorful, and wild.
2. What do you do in your free time that you feel really expresses you?
I stay busy because I hate to be bored. I have 2 jobs, in band and on year book.
3. Are there any ways that you express or celebrate your heritage?
I’m a mutt. My family doesn’t really celebrate culture, we celebrate family traditions.
April Nader
1. What two articles of clothing that you’re wearing right now express your style the most?
My shirt because it has a cat on it and I love cats and a snowflake because we live in buffalo and my necklace because my dad got it for me and it says April on it.
2. What do you do in your free time that you feel really expresses you?
I play on swings and ride bikes.
3. Are there any ways that you express or celebrate your heritage?
I eat pierogi on Christmas.
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Aries (March 21-April 19)
Ah spring. Lovely isn’t it? Lovely, lovely, lovely…, and cold. Seriously what is up with this weather? Why am I wearing a coat everyday? I mean its Spring! Shouldn’t I be frolicking with hummingbirds and making necklaces out of wildflowers? Not fighting off a stupid cold. And yeah, yeah, yeah I get that this is Buffalo and unsatisfactory weather is kind of our thing but still that doesn’t mean I have to like it right?
Right.
Huh? Oh you wanted your horoscope?
Um…okay…Horoscope for Aries: Life’s too short to get upset over petty stupid things you cannot change. So why not go out and enjoy life? Frolic with hummingbirds! Make necklaces out of wildflowers...But don’t forget to wear a coat. You’re going to need it.
There…yeah…I think that’s good enough.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You will continue to procrastinate reading that book you need to finish for English.
You’ll watch TV, go on the computer, hang out with friends, do whatever it takes not to finish reading it, and it will come back to haunt you, severely.
Your high school bad habits will follow you to college where you will eventually be kicked out after failing to hand in various assignments on time…which will follow you to work where you will spend the rest of your life working in a tiny cubicle never being promoted because you keep being late for the meeting where they discuss maybe promoting you, so they end up giving it to that jerk who’s married to the model who sits next to you and eventually your wife/husband will leave you because you constant lateness makes him/her believe you are having in extramarital affair.
She/he will leave you for someone whose constant promptness and willing ness to do things when they need to be done mystifies her/him.
You will die sad and alone.
All because you didn’t finish reading that book.
So stop putting things off! Read! Save your future marriage!
Oh and all you English teachers who happen to be reading this: You’re Welcome.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Ah Gemini, so we meet again. Listen I know you’re probably a little bit bitter about my forgetting to mention you in last month’s issue. But really you shouldn’t be. Because your horoscope last week…not that great…I mean you should know right? And the way I see it why burden people with bad news? Um….so anyway! Ignorance is bliss right? Why do we really need to know things right? What good would that do? And horribly tragic/horrifying/unbearable can easily be translated into: wow wasn’t that exciting? Didn’t see that coming! Well I’ll just go stand over here and wait for that ambulance.
Which you might want to put on speed dial just you know…a little heads up.
Ummm…awesome week ahead for you (probably) look forward to lots of fun and fond memories (maybe) everything’s going to go your way (don’t count on it) I promise (don’t hold me to that).
Happy Spring Gemini! Glad to know those scars (the physical ones anyway) are healing.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Maybe it’s just the weather (the weather….) but you’ve been in kind of a funk lately Cancer haven’t you? And it’s really starting to get to you but don’t worry. It’ll pass soon. Meanwhile why not take advantage of this blue period of yours by doing something constructive? Try painting or writing or…I don’t know learning how to knit? My point is don’t take for granted all that creativity just oozing out of you in favor of sulking in you room. Creating something beautiful or just simply discovering you can may just end up being the boost you need.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Several times during this week you will…get up…go to school…continue to breathe…see a movie…eat…um…other things.
Don’t look at me like that!
These things are hard and you ever hear of deadlines?
And what are you whining about anyway? Oh my horoscope is lame and not that creative…
Well boo-freaking-hoo! You want real problems go talk to Gemini!
Poor, poor, Gemini.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Relationship wise things will be going your way for awhile Virgo. Maybe it’s the sheer confidence you’re radiating or simply the fact that your showering more but people will be noticing you.
So enjoy it! Have fun with it! But don’t turn into an egotistical jerk about it.
Because just as quickly as you win them over they’ll turn on you like that. If Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli have taught us nothing else they’ve taught us that.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Recent events have lulled you into a false sense of security but soon that will all change. Something is coming Libra. Something that is bigger then you…bigger then me…and you, yes you, may just be the key to uncovering it all….
Oh my god, I’m kidding!
You didn’t actually believe all that did you? I mean seriously? You did? You did, didn’t you!
Ha. Wow.
FYI: Look out for zits and speeding tickets. Because that’s the closest you’re ever going to get to any kind of adventure Captain Gullible.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Recent events have lulled you into a false sense of security…kidding!
Life has actually been pretty boring for you Scorpio but don’t worry things are going to look up.
A new addiction will suddenly take up all your free time!
But don’t worry it won’t be marijuana or the crystal meth that will consume your life and soul turning everything and everyone you know against you. Nope, nope, nope. Right now buddy the planets are aligning to make you prime for the kind of addictions that don’t cause you any bodily damage just social damage!
Whether it’s spending hours on the internet writing fanfiction about old TV shows no one cares about anymore or spending hours in your basement playing board//card games of which the rules are confusing and irritating you’ll become a master at both!
And sure life will get lonely and sure basic human contact will become a thing of the past but that’s a small price for becoming a master at your skill and winning the battle against boredom right?
Have fun!
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
With all your favorite TV shows suddenly being cancelled you will find yourself at a loss suddenly of what to do with your life between the hours of eight and ten. Might I recommend some literature? The Journals of Sylvia Plath should take you a few decades.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
You know what’s fun? Japanese number puzzles! They’re fun, addictive, and incredibly irritating and time consuming!
So why not try some!
Come on!
Aquarius (January 20- February 18)
So Aquarius if I know you (and I think I do) as well as you can ever really know another person the impending freedom of soon being on your own has caused you to slack off on many other obligations. Like cleaning your room. Or feeding your pet(s).
Assuming you have pets.
If I know you as well as I think I do all you’ve been doing lately is laying around the house watching TV and avoiding the outside world like the plague.
And as your dearest friend I cannot allow this to continue.
Your lack of doing anything is causing a severe rift between you and those who spawned you. So since the days are growing warmer as childhood grows shorter I’d recommend spending some time with them.
They love you.
They miss you.
It’ll give you a warm fuzzy feeling inside.
Trust me.
And seriously dude a little color wouldn’t kill ya.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Beware of dark corners and dank, musty, caves. If horror movies have taught us anything nothing good ever comes out of the dark.
Ever.
And while you’re avoiding the horrors that live in your darkest fears please remember to clean out your room.
Clothes are piling and it’s starting to smell.
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